Last week, Judge Elden S. Fox ordered Lindsay Lohan back into rehab rather than jail. This week, reports have surfaced that the starlet doesn’t have enough money to pay for her $50,000 stint at the Betty Ford Center. No money, mo problems, I guess. Instead of, you know, just looking for a less expensive rehab facility, Lohan is seeking sponsors to foot the bill.

Enter PETA. Yes. You read that right. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Lohan offering to help pay the $50,000 bill if she will “rid [herself] of one more toxic substance: meat.” So let’s recap: Be famous. Have an addiction. Become a vegan. Go to rehab for free!

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